You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.
Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction
...What disturbed him was the discovery that in sensibly ordering his affairs he had got out of step, and not into step, with Life.
I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
Nora: "How do you feel?" Nick: "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.