My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.

I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.

The face she made at me was probably meant for a smile. Whatever it was, it beat me. I was afraid she'd do it again, so I surrendered

He looked rather pleasantly, like a blonde satan.

I've been as bad an influence on American literature as anyone I can think of.

Listen, Dundy, it's been a long time since I burst into tears because a policeman didn't like me.

Three times I have been mistaken for a prohibition agent, but never had any trouble clearing myself.