It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun.
I like women. I really like women.
I've been as bad an influence on American literature as anyone I can think of.
Talking is something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice.
You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one.
I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.