Most things in San Francisco can be bought or taken.
If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen.
I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.
Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.
He felt like somebody had taken the lid off life and let him see the works.
It's awfully easy to be in love in jail