I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

He felt like somebody had taken the lid off life and let him see the works.

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.

Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice, and promised to repast the chat to other members of the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out.

It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun.

The people who lie the most are nearly always the clumsiest at it, and they're easier to fool with lies than most people, too. You'd think they'd be on the look-out for lies, but they seem to be the very ones that will believe almost anything at all.

She grinned at me. 'You got types?' 'Only you darling - lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.