I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate my kid brother.

You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards.

A lot of fancier yarns come from people trying to tell the truth. It’s not easy once you’re out of the habit.

I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.

I haven't any sort of plans for the future but I reckon things will work out in some manner.

I found I was repeating myself. It is the beginning of the end when you discover you have style.

The truth is you don't like the theater except the times when you're in a room by yourself putting the play on paper.