I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make it. There is so much humor in that, it's unlimited.

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.

Vietnam, we take over by doing pedicure! That's how we take over. We take over one foot at a time, damn it - that's the plan of attack right there. We take over from the toe up, that's the plan. We spread over USA like fungus from the toe.

It's a constant battle between what your heart tells you, and what your brain tells you.

Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda.

We want to be seen as more than just martial artists, or bad stereotype token roles in American TV and movies.

When you grow up poor, you have to either work really hard to try and get where you want to be, or you'll just stay put.