It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.