Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.

Beneath their surface differences, there are a lot of deep, underlying differences.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

If you answered, ''Spin the Bottle,'' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood.

I read "Remembrance of Things Past" in the original French. I never start the day without reading me some [Marcel] Proust.

I don't have any insight or understanding on anything about the government. All I think is that it's stupid - which is the one perspective that's almost completely lacking in Washington.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.