I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

RAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.

Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter.

I don't know what you can possibly do for less than $50 to have somebody come in your house.

Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.

English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.