I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is: “How can I get in on that?

Each year, millions of skiers come to Colorado to experience its superb emergency medical facilities.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal in the world, with a speed of 120 mph, is a cow dropped out of a helicopter.

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.