I think if you use Twitter and social media as your main source of information you are an idiot, but I think most people who use it know better, so I kind of enjoy it.
Dave BarryThere comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.
Dave BarryI bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, you'd find at least one sex scene . . .
Dave BarryThe Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.
Dave Barry