Many, many of you have written to me asking the following question: 'Dave, have their been any new advancements in the field of artificial falcon insemination, and could these developments be used to improve the American electoral process?'

I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?

The older I get and the more fiction I write, the more I outline, the more I think about plot before I dive in and plunge too far.

In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

Disney Resort and World and Compound, a place where your dreams really do come true, if you dream about having people wearing enormous cartoon-animal heads come around to your restaurant table and act whimsical and refuse to go away until you laugh with delight.