Beneath their surface differences, there are a lot of deep, underlying differences.

The Mollusks—generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you.

Cats are independent, by which I mean smart.

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

Please try not to be such a wiener-head.

Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.