Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you.

Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.

Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

Beneath their surface differences, there are a lot of deep, underlying differences.

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.