I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
Dave BeardDo you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?
Dave BeardThe clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.
Dave BeardMany years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
Dave Beard