Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage.
Dave EggersShe felt some measure of relief knowing that in the very least, on the open road she would have some time to think.
Dave EggersEvery time a crime was committed by a Muslim, that person's faith was mentioned, regardless of its relevance. When a crime is committed by a Christian, do they mention his religion? ... When a crime is committed by a black man, it's mentioned in the first breath: 'An African American man was arrested today...' But what about German Americans? Anglo Americans? A white man robs a convenience store and do we hear he's of Scottish descent? In no other instance is the ancestry mentioned.
Dave EggersIf you don't want anyone to know about your existence, you might as well kill yourself. You're taking up space, air.
Dave Eggers