Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.
I mean, 'Kids In The Hall' is the reason I have any career at all.
Really, it's only been since the '70s that Canadians have had any pride in their country.
I never watched 'Harper's Island.'
I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.
Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.