NBC is working with a team of astrophysicists to create a new day of the week.

Isn't the essential pillar of Catholicism papal infallibility? Well, then how can the church ever change its mind about anything unless God gets confused one day? Not all religions claim the direct authority of God speaking to their leader. You know, I'm an atheist, but I'm a Puritan atheist.

I think the Internet's been a tremendous tool in terms of breaking down the power structure of information and entertainment, particularly at a time when so much information and entertainment were in the hands of so few people, with multinationals owning everything.

Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

I never watched 'Harper's Island.'

Really, it's only been since the '70s that Canadians have had any pride in their country.

I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.