I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
Clearly see you can't see Clear
Buckethead [former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist] is probably twice as good a guitar player as me and Slash combined, and can stand having fried chicken rubbed up against his face all night for a couple of hours.
If you shake my hand, better count your fingers
I collect books and I have some really, really old schoolbooks, and God is mentioned on every single page.