Pop and metal aren't friends. Each knows exactly where the other lives and tries to keep its distance. They choose different streets, neighborhoods, zip codes.
No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits.
The very first schoolbook that was written had God all over it.
Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?
God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.
I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.