What do I bring to the Democratic National Convention that other reporters don't? Hair.

Military intelligence, two words combined that cant make sense

Yesterday evening I received a call that a person had located a body and the investigators from SDSD Homicide Division described our beloved mother, Sally Estabrook. Thank you all for your prayers, your good thoughts, and positive vibes.

When mankind goes back to treating people the way you want to be treated, things will settle, I don't see that happening. I treat people the way I want to be treated, which makes me odd.

Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it’s more difficult.

Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

Brother will kill brother, spill blood across the land. Killing for religion, something I don't understand. Fools like me who cross the sea and come to foreign lands, ask the sheep for their beliefs; 'Do you kill on God's command?'