God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.
No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits.
My first impression of Van Halen was that David Lee Roth was a god, and that so was Eddie.
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter.
I care about what the fans feel.