If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

What do I bring to the Democratic National Convention that other reporters don't? Hair.

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

Dude, if you want to be a great musician, you have to try heroin. You'll see. It's like being back in the womb.

Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady. She's a very talented director, and I curse better because of her.

Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

I collect books and I have some really, really old schoolbooks, and God is mentioned on every single page.