Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

Personally I have never found the practice of recreational drug use appealing. In fact, I have always found the lifestyle and the people who surround it to be abhorrent.

But when I cut off my hair I even had friends not recognize me.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze.

I'm an extremist, I have to deal with my own extreme personality, and I walk the fine line of wanting to die and wanting to be the ruler of it all.

One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip and I had to get stitches.