The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much.
I can't think of anything that people probably wouldn't already have heard of.
I'm Davey. I sing, make faces and swing from trees.
I was the freak who moved into the nice neighborhood.
I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.
Animals are sentient creatures. I love them very much. I do not feel that we have the right to torture, murder, and abuse them for our own disgusting dietary and fashion wants and needs.