When I was sent to public school, I was relieved that I could wear what I wanted to wear.

One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidently bit my lip and I had to get stitches.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze.

I can't think of anything that people probably wouldn't already have heard of.

I became a vegetarian out of compassion for animals and to live as healthy as possible. I realized soon after that I was truly concerned with nonviolent consumption and my own health, a vegan diet was the best decision.

I was the freak who moved into the nice neighborhood.