When I was sent to public school, I was relieved that I could wear what I wanted to wear.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much.

I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right

I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze.

But when I cut off my hair I even had friends not recognize me.

I just heard a story from someone the other day where somebody was beaten up by Christians for wearing one of our shirts. Of course, that's a very Christian thing to do.