I can't think of anything that people probably wouldn't already have heard of.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

But when I cut off my hair I even had friends not recognize me.

I am a vegan out of my love and respect for animals, as well as respect for myself.

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much.