When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.

To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel.

When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

My father was a doctor.

Some days I think I look kind of cute, but other days I try to avoid the mirror.

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.