Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

Don't let anyone try to tell you who you are. Define yourself.

I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.

Some days I think I look kind of cute, but other days I try to avoid the mirror.

I decided sitcoms weren't for me.

I wanted to be a leading man - the black lawyer, the black doctor, the black policeman.