Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.

The president is always made fun of.

I started acting at the University of Michigan in my sophomore year.

My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.