I decided sitcoms weren't for me.

My grandmother was born in 1900, and she would regale me with tales I call 'Little House on the Prairie' tales, but they were tales of segregated and racist America growing up in Alabama and Mississippi, where she came from.

I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.

Dancing With the Stars' is so Middle America, and people take it so seriously.

I, myself, identify myself as a heathen.

When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.

My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.