Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.

To be known by the public, honestly. People come up and tell them how good I make them feel.

My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.

Dancing With the Stars' is so Middle America, and people take it so seriously.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

The president is always made fun of.

I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.