My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.

The president is always made fun of.

Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.

I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.

I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.