Now I lay me down to cheat on the woman I love so, and if I die between these sheets I pray to God she'll never know.

One thing is certain, You can't shake hands with a fist.

All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality.

It is not the beauty of a building you should look at; its the construction of the foundation that will stand the test of time.

My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.

Anybody who goes searching can find enough artistic things I've done that nobody can ever say I sold out.

I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile.