I can manage a prose format as long as I keep closer to Laurence Sterne than to Henry James.

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

My rejection of the idea of entertainment in its current form is based on the audience that comes with it.

From this entertainment industry, may the gods of language protect us.

Children frequently sing meaningful phrases to themselves over and over again before they learn to make a distinction between singing and saying.

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

While I don't script and I don't use other performers, I think my taste for underlying precision gives me something in common with Allan and George Brecht.