I didn't know a time when there wasn't a war because I spent all my time from the age of two or three to eight in a coal cellar really.
If you're curious, London's an amazing place.
My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them.
I've always been a bit flip.
I had a terrible time with feminists in the Seventies. They hated me, those women. I think they hated everything.
The trouble with people like Tony Blair is they get confused, they think intelligence is education when they're two different things.