The secret to winning a woman is calculated neglect.

You're a writer. Make it up.

Truth might be stranger than fiction, but it needs a better editor.

You don't like the girl. You don't know what color eyes she has, you don't like her.

She leaned forward and kissed me on the lips. He mouth was cold, her lips rough from the winter wind, and if the mystics are right and we are doomed to repeat our squalid lives ad infinitum, at least I will always return to that kiss

With the movies, people are not going to wait around. The deadline is a deadline. In publishing it's more a polite suggestion.

Showrunner I admire: Weiss: "All friendship bias duly acknowledged: Rob McElhenney and the guys at 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' have been doing their show for longer than any live action comedy. To make something that consistently great for that long, and to keep it fresh ... I think that's a tremendous accomplishment.