I'm just not a natural teacher.
I was a huge fantasy geek growing up. I was the dungeon master in my D&D game.
I was cursed with the pessimism of both the Russians and the Jews two of the gloomiest tribes in the world. Still if there wasn't greatness in me maybe I had the talent to recognize it in others even in the most irritating others.
The secret to winning a woman is calculated neglect.
You're a writer. Make it up.
I've never flown a kite.