That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record
And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl
The ball has broken 50-50 for Keegan
And for those of you who watched the last programme, I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's.
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches
He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.