When you see me do a five-minute thing, there's been about two years of preparation behind that. You know, I find that's what it takes to really make it the level of quality I prefer.

I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants

The audience likes to be taken on new journeys.

I'm inventing new principles. The audience has a point of view that no one can predict.

I think the negative reinforcement really helped me in my very beginnings.

I'm really happy that I had the foundations of knowing where I came from.

When I was a kid, people wanted to be an astronaut. Today, kids want to be famous, and that's totally the wrong approach. You have to have authenticity in what you're doing. You have to really care about the core message of what you're saying, and then everything else will fall into place.