I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.