I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

I recently attended a pro-drug rally... in my basement.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.