I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.