What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs.

If Fox Mulder discovered that Larry Sanders was a clone? I think he would stab him . . . but it wouldn't be with an ice pick.

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

You do hear some strange rumours floating around. One I've heard is that I'm allergic to metal.

I enjoy trying to figure out the best way to compliment the picture and not overpower it.

People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

I think patience is a skill and I wish I had it.