Feelings come and go, unless you don't feel them. Then they stay, and hurt, and grow pear-shaped and weird.

I wouldn't succeed at musical theater.

I don't know how anybody gets better at anything aside from doing it.

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

When I grew up, I was in Manhattan the whole time. But my kids have been all over the world.

Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him.

I'm very proud of my Scottish blood.