I was about 26 or 27 and it was imperative that I make a living right away and it's hard to make a living on stage, so I started in television and film.

I'm half Jewish, half Scottish. It's hard for me to buy anything.

TV was the boogey man when I was growing up. Video games are the boogey man now. The novel was once a boogey man. Books about lowborn people doing lowborn things were once considered a real assault on people's morals. Maybe some day video games will be looked on as a good thing, but personally I don't see it.

If Fox Mulder discovered that Larry Sanders was a clone? I think he would stab him . . . but it wouldn't be with an ice pick.

I think patience is a skill and I wish I had it.

Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him.

I really enjoy taking an outdoor shower.