Whenever somebody says they need an angle for their story I always fear that they've got an idea and they want me to fit into it or they want me to come up with an idea myself or I'm supposed to be more revealing than I've been, and to me it just sounds like something I don't want to do.

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can stuff it with two plums and a gherkin and put it on display.

Feelings come and go, unless you don't feel them. Then they stay, and hurt, and grow pear-shaped and weird.

It's always like you write a poem when you can't really say what you're trying to say.

The happiest moment of my life was probably when my daughter was born.

I drive an electric car.