I don't think I'd ever be cruel to an animal.

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

I don't know how anybody gets better at anything aside from doing it.

Garry Shandling is someone I've publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don't know any of their names, but all of them. The wolves, the vampires? They're all fantastic.

I think people still have a need for miracles. Science keeps telling them there's no life on Mars, there's no God, nothing's trailing Hale-Bopp, those people are just dead in their Nikes. But they want to believe in something.

It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.

I'm not a comic book character. I'm not Indiana Jones or Bond, I'm a flesh and blood guy who is ageing and changing. I don't have to do what I did in '93. I couldn't do it and thank God.