People always love and respect characters who speak the truth, even if the truth hurts.

One of the scary things is that, when you're a kid, you look at your dad as the man who has no fear. When you're an adult, you realize your father had fear, and that you have it, too.

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom.

Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So when politicians say, 'Trust me,' they're actually being very un-American.

I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing.

Everybody gets the tattoo they deserve.