I really like gratuitous nudity. I hate when people go, 'I'll only do it if it makes sense for the movie'. It never makes sense. So I like it - the more gratuitous the better.

I think Mulder is the worst FBI agent in the world. He spends millions of dollars investigating these paranormal phenomena and never comes up with any evidence. He's the Kenneth Starr of the FBI.

A lot of times passion projects or films are difficult to make because they don't have proven directors attached to them.

Garry Shandling is someone I've publicly gone gay for, for jokes. Oh and anyone in the Twilight movies. I don't know any of their names, but all of them. The wolves, the vampires? They're all fantastic.

Feelings come and go, unless you don't feel them. Then they stay, and hurt, and grow pear-shaped and weird.

As I've gotten older I've become a devotee of 19th-century authors, such as Charles Dickens and George Eliot.

If my work was good enough, I would never have to do publicity.