When I was a kid I ate sports books up, like "Winners Never Quit" by Phil Pepe. That was like my bible.

I dont like the idea of being eaten by a shark. I like to swim in the ocean, and I think much more about sharks than anyone should. I really resent the fact that my oceangoing experiences are ruined by Jaws.

People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

One of the great things about doing series television is the guest actors that you can have come on and play around with.

As names that can mean things, I prefer spiritual to a lot of other things.

Everybody gets the tattoo they deserve.