People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

I'll instinctively know that I identify with a character.

In high school and college, I was an athlete.

When I grew up, I was in Manhattan the whole time. But my kids have been all over the world.

You can go through life and actually speak your mind and do it in an articulate fashion and with a really intelligent point of view.

I wouldn't succeed at musical theater.

I enjoy comedy and I hope that people enjoy watching me do it.