People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.

My favorite parts of work as an actor and a director are those unplanned mistakes that do happen, because it's like catching lightning in a bottle. It's the best part of what we do.

Action is pretty boring to do as an actor. Action and sex scenes are silly because it's all faking.

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

You can go through life and actually speak your mind and do it in an articulate fashion and with a really intelligent point of view.

For hundreds of years, that was the major form of entertainment: The grown-ups sat around and watched the kids play. Now they sit around and watch the television. The actors are the kids.