I don't know about the baby, but I will be interested to see, like anyone who's a fan of the show [how it's resolved]," he said, and then joked, "They'll have to resolve me while I'm not there, so I hope they don't say, 'Oh yeah, Mulder's gone, what an asshole. He had a baby with me, he kissed me and then he left.'

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

Dogs are the broccaflower of the animal kingdom.

I wouldn't say we were doing that. I think we probably stopped thinking. Though it took a while to stop thinking.

There's two things I gotta do. One is, I gotta update my resume. And then, I have to call my mother.

I don't believe in a conspiracy to hide the existence of extraterrestrial life.

Most journalists expect me to answer all their questions about aliens and spaceships.